A Princess Tale By Shake speare

I?ve never met you but you don?t have to do this. You?re beautiful and I think you deserve a guy who lets you know that coming to these subreddits is not good for you. You?re much more than just a piece of meat to be paraded on a subreddit such as this and get ridiculed. I can see from your face that you must be intelligent, witty and funny. I look at your picture, close my eyes and picture us in paradise, because you deserve nothing less. PM me and I?ll show you a life you can?t even imagine right now. A life devoid of pain. I love you so much. Anyone who?s roasted her, set up a fight with me right now. I?ll meet you and fuck you up. You don?t insult this princess on my watch.