One Clown One Benis By Fiona Ravioli

A Tale of two clowns.. - A shitty tale written by a retarded librarian.


HONKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

This is the sound the fabled Clown makes whenever it passes through. Many a poor soul have lost their life.. listening to such a vile noise. But today is not a day to complain about the clown, no... Today's tale is about a clown and his brother, and how they ended their shift as heroes.




It was a normal day for old Honkino, Greyshits were smashing, Security was missing & the captain was crying.. a pleasent yet peaceful shift. But this tranquillity wouldn't last forever.

"HEY HEY, WHAT DO YOU CALL A ROBUST OFFICER.... GAAAAAAAY!!!"

"Piss off clown, your jokes are complete dogshit"

"Oh... ok..."

This was the normal response poor old Honkino got whenever he'd try to lighten the mood, for he was a terrible clown, a clown most terrible that many would robust the shit out of him for even existing. It was... a sad life for Honkino.

IMFUKKINBOREAD AND OUT OF TIME.. HERE'ES
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