Adventureof3tatorep1 By Jacob Crow

Author: Jacob Crow

Adventures of Clown Traitor, Double Armblade Chaplain Ling and Head of Shitcurity


Episode 1: A Clown, a Chaplain and a HoS....



... walk into the bar
all of them sit down on the bar stools they order their drinks but suddenly.....  ENTERS THE PALADIN PEACEKEEPER BORG the borg used advanced technology (cough cough metagaming cough cough) AND FOUND OUT THE THREE ADVENTURERS ARE INFACT TATORS. The entire bar was SHOCKED at the fact that they all three were infact Tators! the Head of Shitcurity quickly stunned the bartender and put handcufs on him while the clown kept using Slipocalypse and the Chaplain ling.... just fucking DNA stung everyone. Oh and the borg got fuckking emagged.... by the clown... moooving on the 3 blew up the bar using the cyborg as a fucking bomb. Of course they had to be on the ru- oh right, the shitcurity was busy cathing the Curator with a megaphone who kept spamming "One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.". They came up with a plan, they are going to change their ID and looks and will sneak onto the escape shuttle. When they were done the Capta- CONDOM said that they are going to make a base in lavaland! Cause fuck the SHUTTLE RITE?!?!? After the trip to lavaland some cuck assistant blew up the mining shuttle... it resulted in NO ONE being able to get out of lavaland... forever... Our 3 heroes talked on what to do... they talked about the plan and decided what to do... but they had to restart their game since Amari fucked up the entire code and hotkeys. We will see them after they get the hotkeys fucking working. ( That means episode 2 cunts )