Sergio and the Trap By Sergio Echard
Sergio sits and sips his tea, watching the ladies he tips his fedora. Unfortunatley one of the ladies is a trap, and the trap proceeds to bash Sergio's head in with his robust toolbox. Left battered, Sergio vows vengance against all traps, and so he proceeds to insert anti-trap messages across the station and spills water all over the place to annoy everyone into beliving him, eventually he is lynched by the furious heads and now lays peacefuly in death thinking that he got rid of them traps. Oh and comms is down.