Midget Woman By John Goodman

In the middle of the Void of Space, in the land of Valian There's a brave little Elf whom we all admire With her great obsidian Dagger, fancy little attire Lives in the far north and everybody knows her.

Ash, Ash! Ash Nubon Only Four feet and eight inches tall, Ash, Ash! Ash Nubon The bravest little Elf of them all

Now Elves are a Long-livin' folk you know They're always in a hurry and they like to take things quickly They don't like to travel away from Meadlin They just want to sleep and be left alone.

But one day Ash woke up in some Caves and started on a big adventure around Valian To battle the Corrupt legends and homunculus of Valian That were angered by the Dark Gods of Old.

Ash, Ash! Ash Nubon Only Four feet tall, Ash, Ash! Ash Nubon The bravest little Elf of them all

Well she fought the insane Pride She battled the Corrupt Legends of old! She slept with Artyom of the North! The many gold she stole! She was killed by Deemos, Returned from the realm of Kar’net, And now has a great flying temple.