Cloning techniques of the 26th century By Medical Journal, volume 3
How to Clone PeopleSo thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s 50 dead people lying on the floor, chairs are spinning like no tomorrow and you havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t the foggiest idea of what to do? Not to worry! This guide is intended to teach you how to clone people and how to do it right, in a simple step-by-step process! If at any point of the guide you have a mental meltdown, genetics probably isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t for you and you should get a job-change as soon as possible before youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re sued for malpractice.
- Acquire body
- Strip body
- Put body in cloning machine
- Scan body
- Clone body
- Get clean Structurel Enzymes for the body
- Put body in morgue
- Await cloned body
- Use the clean SW injector
- Give person clothes back
- Send person on their way
Step 1: Acquire bodyThis is pretty much vital for the process because without a body, you cannot clone it. Usually, bodies will be brought to you, so you do not need to worry so much about this step. If you already have a body, great! Move on to the next step.
Step 2: Strip bodyThe cloning machine does not like abiotic items. What this means is you canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t clone anyone if theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re wearing clothes, so take all of it off. If itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s just one person, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s courteous to put their possessions in the closet. If you have about seven people awaiting cloning, just leave the piles where they are, but donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t mix them around and for GodÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sake donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t let the Clown in to steal them.
Step 3: Put body in cloning machineGrab the body and then put it inside the DNA modifier. If you cannot do this, then you messed up at Step 2. Go back and check you took EVERYTHING off - a commonly missed item is their headset.
Step 4: Scan bodyGo onto the computer and scan the body by pressing Ã¢â‚¬ËœScan -
Step 5: Clone bodyNow that the body has a record, click Ã¢â‚¬â„¢View RecordsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢, click the subjectÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s name, and then click Ã¢â‚¬ËœCloneÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ to start the cloning process. Congratulations! YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re halfway there. Remember not to Ã¢â‚¬ËœEjectÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ the cloning pod as this will kill the developing clone and youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll have to start the process again.
Step 6: Get clean SEs for bodyCloning is a finicky and unreliable process. Whilst it will most certainly bring someone back from the dead, they can have any number of nasty disabilities given to them during the cloning process! For this reason, you need to prepare a clean, defect-free Structural Enzyme (SE) injection for when theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re done. If youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re a competent Geneticist, you will already have one ready on your working computer. If, for any reason, you do not, then eject the body from the DNA modifier (NOT THE CLONING POD) and take it next door to the Genetics research room. Put the body in one of those DNA modifiers and then go onto the console. Go into View/Edit/Transfer Buffer, find an open slot and click Ã¢â‚¬Å“SEÃ¢â‚¬Å“ to save it. Then click Ã¢â‚¬ËœInjectorÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ to get the SEs in syringe form. Put this in your pocket or something for when the body is done.
Step 7: Put body in morgueNow that the cloning process has been initiated and you have some clean Structural Enzymes, you no longer need the body! Drag it to the morgue and tell the Chef over the radio that they have some fresh meat waiting for them in there. To put a body in a morgue bed, simply open the tray, grab the body, put it on the open tray, then close the tray again. Use one of the nearby pens to label the bed Ã¢â‚¬Å“CHEF MEATÃ¢â‚¬Â in order to avoid confusion.
Step 8: Await cloned bodyNow go back to the lab and wait for your patient to be cloned. It wonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be long now, I promise.
Step 9: Use the clean SE injector on personHas your body been cloned yet? Great! As soon as the guy pops out, grab your injector and jab it in them. Once youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve injected them, they now have clean Structural Enzymes and their defects, if any, will disappear in a short while.
Step 10: Give person clothes backObviously the person will be naked after they have been cloned. Provided you werenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t an irresponsible little shit, you should have protected their possessions from thieves and should be able to give them back to the patient. No matter how cruel you are, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s simply against protocol to force your patients to walk outside naked.
Step 11: Send person on their wayGive the patient one last check-over - make sure they donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t still have any defects and that they have all their possessions. Ask them how they died, if they know, so that you can report any foul play over the radio. Once youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re done, your patient is ready to go back to work! Chances are they do not have Medbay access, so you should let them out of Genetics and the Medbay main entrance.
If youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve gotten this far, congratulations! You have mastered the art of cloning. Now, the real problem is how to resurrect yourself after that traitor had his way with you for cloning his target.